Goofus Was Framed

January 24, 2022 11:02 am Published by

Ever read Highlights Magazine at the dentist's office? It turns out Gallant could be a real SOB...

Space Invaders: Game Over

July 22, 2020 11:28 am Published by

1970s video arcades made me the man I am today. Space Invaders remains the greatest video game of them all. Disagree, and be damned.

Disco Still Sucks

May 1, 2020 10:59 am Published by

Disco killed good music. It begat all the garbage that is music today.

I Miss The 20th Century

March 22, 2020 11:16 am Published by

Ever share a mix-tape? Like better audio? Do you know what was Good? This tee shirt is for you or a friend.